1. |
Panic Buyers
02:36
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i saw a skinny guy
at the store
his cart, filled
with tp galore
i doubt he (so skinny)
could even fit
into his belly
one pee nut
but he had, like
400? rolls
and he was hated,
(so says the polls)
for when i got to the
tp aisle
i just stood there
...in...denial...
he left
not one
roll behind
and now i've got nothing
for my
behind
down at the store,
all the toilet paper's gone...
down at the store,
all the sanitizer's gone...
i look around...
...there ain't no veggies here...
...all that's left is the worst mexican beer... :'(
panic buying...
it's what they're doing...
toilet paper
that would take a year of pooing
it's not charming to use my fingers
so i'll use yours, hope the smell don't linger
panic buying...
it's going on...
all the canned goods
are now gone
suddenly, y'all care 'bout soap
did you use it before?
nope?
i don't even know
what to say
as i walk outta the store
today
down at the store,
all the toilet paper's gone...
down at the store,
all the sanitizer's gone...
is there any bread?
that's a big no!
they even ran out potatoes... :'(
THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW, BUT YOU MADE A DEADLY FLAW: Y'ALL PANIC BOUGHT YOUR WAY TO GET SICK FOR YOU TOUCHED THAT CART WITH THAT CHILD'S ICK AND THE DOOR KNOB TOUCHED BY AN ASYMPTOMATIC CARRIER GAVE YOU THE DISEASE I AIN'T SYMPATHETIC YOU TOOK THE LAST OF MY POTATOES AND NOW YOU'VE GOT A RUNNY NOSE BUT I'M THE HEALTHIEST IN THE LAND AFTER WASHING VERY WELL MY HANDS (you gotta wash well when there ain't no toilet paper...)
then i rambled on in unscripted lyrics that i don't have written down and am too lazy to listen and transcribe
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2. |
The Ways
02:22
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Death is the one that we all shall meet
so why run from it on your two feet?
open your arms and just accept it
it'll only hurt a little bit.
whether it comes later or it comes now,
it's not an if, though it is a how,
and there are oh so many ways
to bring an end to all your days.
lie on the ground, let him kneel on your neck.
be an armed man not destined for heck.
sell loose cigarettes on the street.
these are ways that Death you can meet.
when you and Death are about to meet
would you stand your ground on your two feet?
lift up your hands, but don't lift so fast,
or they'll assume and your next breath could be your last...
do as they say or they'll kill you
though if they wanna anyway, then murder they'll do,
unless of course your skin happens to be white,
as such a skin tone causes them no fright.
lie on the ground, let him kneel on your neck;
be an unarmed man not destined for heck;
use a $20 bill that they assume is fake,
these are ways that your Death you can make.
Death is the one that we all meet
but for a child playing on the street?
it's just a toy gun, but his skin is black
so they assume the worst and fire "back,"
but it's not firing back when the kid was at play
and did nothing threatening to the cop that day...
if you're not happy with the status quo,
you gotta speak up, 'cuz this way's gotta go.
lie on the ground, let him kneel on your neck;
be an unarmed man not destined for heck;
dare to be black in the usa;
these are ways to cause your final Decay.
sell loose cigarettes on the street:
this is a way that Death you can meet.
dare to be black in the usa:
this is a way to cause your final Decay.
use a $20 bill that they assume is fake,
this is a way that your Death you can make.
if you're not happy with the status quo,
you gotta speak up, 'cuz this way's gotta go.
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3. |
Matador el Explorador
05:28
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Yeah, this is like, over a 5 minute song. I'm not typing up the lyrics for you. Just listen to the song.
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4. |
Macaroni
01:43
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MACARONI AND CHEESE, I SAY YES PLEASE!!!!
MACARONI AND PEAS? I SAY NO PLEASE!!!!
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5. |
Punk Rockers
01:38
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PUNK ROCKERS AIN'T GOT NO SKILL
PUNK ROCKERS AIN'T GOT NO SKILL
EMO PUNKERS TAKE ALL THE PILLS
POP PUNKERS WILL RHYME 'BOUT EELS
BUT PUNK ROCKERS AIN'T GOT NO SKILL
PUNK ROCKERS AIN'T GOT NO SKILL
IT TAKES NO SKILL TO PLAY PUNK
YOU CAN STINK LIKE A SKUNK
YOUR LYRICS CAN MAKE NO SENSE
BUT YOU'LL STILL TURN IT INTO DOLLARS
BUT YOU MAY NOT, HENCE
WHY THE SINGER ALWAYS HOLLARS
PUNK ROCKERS AIN'T GOT NO SKILL
PUNK ROCKERS AIN'T GOT NO SKILL
EMO PUNKERS TAKE ALL THE PILLS
POP PUNKERS WILL RHYME 'BOUT EELS
BUT PUNK ROCKERS AIN'T GOT NO SKILL
PUNK ROCKERS AIN'T GOT NO SKILL
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6. |
Drummers
01:25
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7. |
Pi
01:08
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8. |
Latkes
00:32
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9. |
Naturist
02:09
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10. |
Through and Through
02:59
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I met you in a swamp, but it doesn't rhyme with "baaaa"
And your name never rhymed with s-o-duh
And this swamp isn't one that Luke would go seek
But it is the first place that we did speak.
I am a Jew,
Through and through,
But something else is true:
I love you.
They say if I lie
With you then I'll die,
But we all die some day,
We all die anyway,
And I love you
Through and through.
We had some good fun
And let's hope it's not done
'Cuz for me you are the only one
I don't know what I'd do
If some day I lost you
But I'd be devastated
Through and through.
I am a Jew,
Through and through,
But something else is true:
I love you.
They say if I lie
With you then I'll die
But we all die some day,
We all die anyway,
And I love you
Through and through.
Don't lie with a man
As you would with a woman,
It is an abomination;
But what if you
Stick to men through and through,
Would it be a violation?
Marry a fellow Jew
Or your righteousness is through,
Continue the Jewish Nation;
And if your wife not be a Jew
Your kids are bastards through and through,
So says the Orthodox Sensation.
All these rules
Taught in religious schools,
Don't succumb to masturbation!
But I believe the Lord above
Just wants us all to love,
And that all love brings Him elation.
I am a Jew,
Through and through,
But something else is true:
I love you.
They say if I lie
With you then I'll die,
But we all die some day,
We all die anyway,
And I love you
Through and through.
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11. |
The Story of Al Ergy
04:13
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12. |
Social Distancing
16:19
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now they say to stay
at home all day
until april or maybe even may
thats just fine with me
because you see
I DONT LIKE YOU I DONT LIKE SHE OR HE
ive been social distancing since before it was cool
and now yall suddenly sing its praises but say its cruel
the true cruelty if you ask me
was to be out in society
im really just fine at home with some wine
alone as on a feast i dine
ive been social distancing since before it was cool
and now yall suddenly sing its praises but say its cruel
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Zenitram Knup Johnson City, New York
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